"The eggs around here, that's for sure
I doubt I'll be earliest
It's lovely, but it's not for sure
That I will be the first

And though the egg is here
Though the egg is good

I'm just a sperm, I'll only swim away
I came out of a penis
I need to find where the egg is
And baby I just go where the flow is

I'm just a sperm, I'll only swim away
I came out of a penis
I need to find where the egg is
I just go where the flow is

A broken tail brings me to tears
At this rate it will take years
And it pains me, I can't swim well
And I won't get in, I can tell

And though the egg is here
Though the egg is good

Repeat chorus

It's not that don't wanna unite
It's just that every time I try
To swim fast, I swim slowly
Each and every single sperm I know
Is trying hard to eventually get their way

And though the egg is here
And though the egg is good, yeah
Hey I'm just scared
That I won't get to you
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
"