Song Parodies -> I'm Like a Sperm
"I'm Like a Bird" Based on the performance by Nelly Furtardo
"I'm Like a Sperm" Parody by David Jordan
"The eggs around here, that's for sure
I doubt I'll be earliest
It's lovely, but it's not for sure
That I will be the first

And though the egg is here
Though the egg is good

I'm just a sperm, I'll only swim away
I came out of a penis
I need to find where the egg is
And baby all I just go where the flow is

I'm just a sperm, I'll only swim away
I came out of a penis
I need to find where the egg is
I just go where the flow is

A broken tail brings me to tears
At this rate it will take years
And it pains me, I can't swim well
And I won't get in, I can tell

And though the egg is here
Though the egg is good

Repeat chorus

It's not that don't wanna unite
It's just that every time I try
To swim fast, I swim slowly
Each and every single sperm I know
Is trying hard to eventually get their way

And though the egg is here
And though the egg is good, yeah
Hey I'm just scared
That I won't get to you
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah

"
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MIKE - March 04, 2023 - Report this comment
IT'S FURTADO NOT FURTARDO
NELLY FURTADO - March 04, 2023 - Report this comment
EXCUSE ME BUT MY LAST NAME IS SPELLED F U R T A D O THERE IS NO R I HAVE I R NOT 2
MIKE - March 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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