"You're beautiful, when youÆre in manure
but just as tasty when youÆre raw
you're lovely with a wee liquor
but people think IÆm strange
and though this love is rare
this love of eating pooh

chorus:
I like eating turd, so donÆt you flush away
I donÆt care whose the hole is, but I don't care much for drinking piss (unless itÆs mixed with diarrhea)
I like eating turd, so donÆt you flush away
i don't care whose the hole is, but I donÆt care much for drinking piss
I just think eating shit is bliss

your stench sometimes brings me to tears
especially after a few beers
but because you taste so well
I can put up with the smell
and though this love is rare
this love of eating pooh

c h o r u s

IÆd love to squeeze you more out my brown-eye
it's just that every time I try the sweat comes pissing out me
cause IÆm constipated I know I just canÆt go
I could have had a laxative but I gave them away
and though this love is rare
this love of eating pooh
hey i'm just scared
that I might follow through

c h o r u s x 3
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