I know you think that I couldn't get any
Cause I'm too fat
But she didn't think it, ‘cause I'm feeling her tits
(And oh my God's she's flat)

She promised, “I am trying to make your cock harder”
I tell by how she purrs

Then she goes down with her lips
Although most chicks think I'm too slender
She's glad to not gag while on my dong
She's a slut for small wee-wees

I know I'm lacking in sex
And seduction
To get her into bed

When I say something
I stumble
Can't understand
What the hell that I just said

But since she lived by the title “Cock Sucker”
And since I am not immense

She says, “Go down on me bitch!
I will hold my legs up while you lick there
I will never brag about you whore
This ain't love, this is foreplay”

When our “lips” meet
It was a thrill
She was shaved bare
Smooth as fish gills
I won't suck ass
No anal tongue
But for your pink
That I'll munch on

I will go down on this chick
She will push my head down for more power
I had tied a white sock upon my door
Don't barge in, won't do three-ways

“You will go down on my clit
Date? Ha! Yeah, how about never?
You're just a free shag, not my lover
Liked your butt, now just eat me”

Won't let me suck on her tits
Although damn her body's a splendor
There are a few porn mags across my floor
I'm her slut, I'm a freebee