Pull your penis out so I can see
the bulge that you want to push into me
Is your name Jake or. . .
oh like I care
Cause when I wake up whore. . .
You're outta here
GET OUTTA HERE!

I think that I hear my boyfriends car
I don't really care if you're still hard
Cause I've already cum all in your hair
and yet you are still here and you're still bare

Oh, you've really got to leave
Cause if he just walks in, it's you he'll see
I think that you should go
or he will scream
Don't wanna bone
Don't wanna bone

I'm well aware that you may kiss and squeal
but if you do, I'll cut your golden reel
I really liked that you could go so deep
but I know outside is my boyfriend's Jeep
He's gonna freak

Cause you're just a fuck to me
My boo is kinda small, so I thank thee
I'd kind like to blow, but he would peek
Yeah he would see
Yeah he would see

and then he'd freak

OOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Now he's walking in
and you're still in the den
He sees me fidgeting
and that I've been sweating
He smells you right away
I told him that you're gay
He didn't buy that though
Cause you don't have no clothes

Cause your stupid ass won't leave
Now he knows the truth, he's hating me
and he thinks I'm a whore 'cause I'm a cheat
but I got boned

Cause he won't get on his knees
Don't wanna really laugh, he's that tiny
I'd rather fuck alone, than lick his pee-pee
It's such a joke

I'd best pack up and leave
So tell me
can you house me