You can dance - every dance for the guy
Who gives you the eye, let him think he�s king.
You can smile - a big smile for the guy
Who slipped a five in your g-string.
I don�t care who's takin' you home
Just make him wear a rubber please.
But darlin' save the blow job for me.

You sleep around all over town
Pack your diaphragm go and have your fun.
Do the whole soccer team but don't catch an STD from anyone.
And I know there are lots of men
In whose bed you're gonna be
But darlin' save the last rubber for me.

Don't you know I love to S and M
I like your panties and the lace
I like your Teddies and your sexy toys
But put away the fucking mace

You can flirt, do a pole dance
You can strip real slow till the morning light.
Get a pimp, wear your pumps, dress trashy and charge a fee for
Screwing all night.
But don't forget who's paying your bills
And pays your trailer mortgage fees.
Darlin� Save the lap dance for me.