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Song Parodies -> Boobs Like J-Lo
"Moves Like Jagger" Based on the performance by Maroon 5
"Boobs Like J-Lo" Parody by Jeff M. in Richmond VA For a gal with a big booty, J-Lo always was HOT. The Kardashians are the same....nice big ass, but still shapely.
You're cruisin' the bars
and it seems like you ain't very smart If it feels right, then sit on my face, & make it your place I swear that I'll shave You wanted much more, so we dated You said you're no whore, but we mated You say I'm a pig Your derriere is big I don't give a sh*t But suppose I miss....? Let me use my tongue and I'll please you Screw me while you're drunk and I'll squeeze your buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo You don't need no bondage to hold me I look right at your ass and you'll own me With them boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo Baby I'm hard and it feels nice, just stroke it some more and I'll cum twice The parking is free; you're staying with me Cuz' I've got the key ;) In the back of my car I can ride you However you want it inside you You're built like a steer But I love your rear I can see it from here, yeah yeah yeah But suppose I miss....? Let me use my tongue and I'll please you Screw me while you're drunk And I'll squeeze your buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo You don't need no bondage to hold me I look right at your ass and you'll own me With them boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo You wanna know how to make me spunk Take control, love that junk in the trunk And if I share my "deep pit" You're gonna have to eat it No one will believe this So moan and squirm I wanna' bang you twice Suck my toes, ooh baby, doin' it right And if I share my "deep pit" You're gonna have to eat it No one will believe this But suppose I miss....? Let me use my tongue and I'll please you Screw me while you're drunk And I'll squeeze your buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo You don't need no bondage to hold me I look right at your ass and you'll own me Got buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boobs like J-Lo Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo Your Vote Counts
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