Song Parodies -> Buns & Boobs Like J-Lo
"Moves Like Jagger" Based on the performance by Maroon 5
"Buns & Boobs Like J-Lo" Parody by Jeff M. in Richmond VA
You're cruisin' the bars
and it seems like you ain't very smart
If it feels right, then sit on my face, & make it your place
I swear that I'll shave

You wanted much more, so we dated
You said you're no whore, but we mated
You say I'm a pig
Your derriere is big
I don't give a sh*t
But suppose I miss....?

Let me use my tongue and I'll please you
Screw me while you're drunk and I'll squeeze your buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo

You don't need no bondage to hold me
I look right at your ass and you'll own me
With boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo

Baby I'm hard
and it feels nice, just stroke it some more
and I'll cum twice
The parking is free; you're staying with me
Cuz' I've got the key

In the back of my car I can ride you
However you want it inside you
You're built like a steer
But I love your rear
I can see it from here, yeah yeah yeah
But suppose I miss....?

Let me use my tongue and I'll please you
Screw me while you're drunk
And I'll squeeze your buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo

You don't need no bondage to hold me
I look right at your ass and you'll own me
With them boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo

You wanna know how to make me spunk
Take control, love that junk in the trunk
And if I share my "deep pit"
You're gonna have to eat it
No one will believe this

So moan and squirm
I wanna' bang you twice
Head to toe, ooh baby, doin' it right
And if I share my "deep pit"
You're gonna have to eat it
No one will believe this

But suppose I miss....?

Let me use my tongue and I'll please you
Screw me while you're drunk And I'll squeeze your buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo


You don't need no bondage to hold me
I look right at your ass and you'll own me
Got buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boobs like J-Lo
Got buns & boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooobs... like J-Lo
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