[chorus]
I gotta shave them off
Cause the loving ain't the same
They keep getting tangled up
Like you know it don't hurt me
I gotta shave them off
Just like the Venus razor commercial
I really gotta get my pubes outta here
And flush them somewhere
I gotta shave them off
Gotta make that move
Find somebody who
Feels passion for my pain, who will shave my mane
Boy I gotta shave them off
Gotta do what's best for me
Baby and that means I gotta
Shave them off

By the time you get this message
It's gonna be too late
So don't bother paging me
Cause I'll be on my way
See I grabbed all my tweezers and wax
It'll take a while for me to come back
You're gonna miss them, baby
Hate to say I told you so
Well at first I didn't know
But now it's clear to me
My pubes would get pulled out
And I'd cry compulsively
So I grabbed my Louis Vuitton
Jumped in your ride and took off
You'll never find another pube on my body

[chorus]
I gotta shave them off
Cause the loving ain't the same
They keep getting tangled up
Like you know it don't hurt me
I gotta shave them off
Just like the Venus razor commercial
I really gotta get my pubes outta here
And flush them somewhere
I gotta shave them off
Gotta make that move
Find somebody who
Feels passion for my pain, who will shave my mane
Boy I gotta shave them off
Gotta do what's best for me
Baby and that means I gotta
Shave them off

[bridge]
I gotta shave, shave, shave, shave, shave them off [repeat x3]

I found out about an infection
It's made worse by my queefs
With this one and that one
By the pool, on the beach, in the streets
My queef was
Hold up, my pubes are being singed
I'ma hang up and call the machine right back
I gotta get this pain over with
I hope it's worth my time
So, I'm waxing them this time
Cause I need a real smooth cooch in my thighs
I'll save some pubes for you because
They're never growing back on
Baby, they're gone
Don't cha know

[chorus]
I gotta shave them off
Cause the loving ain't the same
They keep getting tangled up
Like you know it don't hurt me
I gotta shave them off
Just like the Venus razor commercial
I really gotta get my pubes outta here
And flush them somewhere
I gotta shave them off
Gotta make that move
Find somebody who
Feels passion for my pain, who will shave my mane
Boy I gotta shave them off
Gotta do what's best for me
Baby and that means I gotta
Shave them off

[bridge]