Song Parodies -> We Belong In Leather
"We Belong Together" Based on the performance by Mariah Carey
"We Belong In Leather" Parody by Smarty Lips
I know you mean it
When you force me to eat dirt, you know
You strap my legs in tight
You're never gonna let me go
I ain't worth nothing
I am stupid, I'm a pig
I'm a disgrace to myself
I could not fathom all the uses for a latex glove
Never imagined I'd be tied and hung from up above
Cause I didn't know you
Cause I didn't know me
But I thought I knew everything
I never felt

The feeling that I'm feeling
Now that I'm down on my knees
To have to beg and kiss your feet
And say "yes, master, please"
Oh, what I wouldn't give
To have your whole load inside
My ear, cause baby

[chorus]
When I scream I want you to whip me
Cover my eyes so I can't see
Hurt me master, please
Cause we belong in leather

Who else ya gonna pee on
While my hands are cuffed?
Who's gonna pull the plug from my ass
When the damn thing gets stuck
Who's gonna slap my face
Or tickle me with a feather?
Oh, baby baby, we belong in leather!!

With the restraints so tight
I'm gonna break my spine
Hope my pubic hairs will regrow
Yelling at me
"You're a filthy dog, bow-wow!!"
Wait the dildo's
In too deep (too deep)
It's too much penetration
I can see you smile
I'm about to break,
And then you get the rubber mace,
"I'm gonna torture you"
Skin is starting to smart
I'm trying to keep it together
While you tear me apart

I'm feel you've taken me to hell and back
By dripping wax, spanking
Frying my nipples
With an electric cattle prong
The pain reflected in this song
It ain't even half of what
I'm feeling inside
I really really need the rack in my life, baby

[chorus]
When I scream I want you to whip me
Cover my eyes so I can't see
Hurt me master, please
Cause we belong in leather

Who else ya gonna pee on
While my hands are cuffed?
Who's gonna pull the plug from my ass
When the damn thing gets stuck
Who's gonna slap my face
Or tickle me with a feather?
Oh, baby baby, we belong in leather!!

[chorus]
When I scream I want you to whip me
Cover my eyes so I can't see
Hurt me master, please
Cause we belong in leather

Who else ya gonna pee on
While my hands are cuffed?
Who's gonna pull the plug from my ass
When the damn thing gets stuck
Who's gonna slap my face
Or tickle me with a feather?
Oh, baby baby, we belong in leather!!
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