"I picked you up on Bourbon Street
You were the finest looking piece of meat
I was crazy for your love x2
But the look that was in your eyes
Should have warned of the big surprise
I just didn't see it then x2'

We went to eat at the Marriott
I didn't know you were that kinda slut
I'm still in denial x2
Oh, you touched my crouch so carefully
And your lips tasted heavenly
How could I ever know x2

CHORUS:
All the while you were in front of me
I never realized
I just can't believe it was right there
Between your thighs
I didn'see it
I can't believe it
Oh, but I sure hell feel it
When you danced with me

Then you asked me up for a slowly dance
And I thought that this might be my chance
To get underneath your skirt
I wanted to get underneath you skirt
Oh, but when I got to touch you girl
What I touched there made me wanna hirl
Now I need therapy x2

CHORUS

How I longed to let my hand slide down and touch her crouch
But I hope next I go there, there won't be as much
You sure can't see it
You won't believe
The first time you feel it
When you dance with her
"