Song Parodies -> Hoe Melody
"In My Pocket" Based on the performance by Mandy Moore
"Hoe Melody" Parody by Monica & Tina
" Verse 1
Among the many horny faces You try to do me in my spaces You lick out my thong Oh~ You only drink to keep from sinking You close your eyes as if your thinking Take off your thong! between my thighs so revealing you'll feel what your needing Chorus Nothing but condoms in my pocket Nothing on me to keep me warm But, baby, show me how you work it Tell me how much for your c**k slip ur D**k in my back pocket Nothing on me to keep me warm Please don t leave me here without it Tell me how much for a f**k? (how much for a f**ck) Verse 2 Hoping ur b**ch will leave you You walk to where she cant see you Reach out and ill bend (reach out and ill bend) need to f**k you for a minute But just to hold it or just lick it I've seen you your lean Cause some how im afraid you'll rip up what im made of Chorus Nothing but condoms in my pocket Nothing on me to keep me warm But, baby, show me how you work it Tell me, how much for your c**k slip your d**k in my back pocket careful my thong might get torn Please don't leave me here without it Tell me how much for your c**k Nothing but condoms in my pocket Nothing on me to keep me warm But, baby, show me how you work it Tell me, how much for your c**k Slip your d**k in my back pocket Careful my thong might get torn Please don't leave me here without it Tell me how much for your c**k Cause somehow im afraid you'll rip up what im made of Nothing but condoms in my pocket Nothing on me to keep me warm But, baby, show me how you work it Tell me, how much for a f**k ? Slip your d**k in my back pocket Careful my thong might get torn Please don't leave me here without it Tell me how much for your c**k (Repeat until fade out..) Yes, in my pocket" Your Vote Counts
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