Song Parodies -> Hoe Melody
"In My Pocket" Based on the performance by Mandy Moore
"Hoe Melody" Parody by Monica & Tina
" Verse 1

Among the many horny faces
You try to do me in my spaces
You lick out my thong
Oh~ You only drink to keep from sinking
You close your eyes as if your thinking
Take off your thong!
between my thighs so revealing you'll feel what your needing

Chorus

Nothing but condoms in my pocket
Nothing on me to keep me warm
But, baby, show me how you work it
Tell me how much for your c**k

slip ur D**k in my back pocket
Nothing on me to keep me warm
Please don t leave me here without it
Tell me how much for a f**k?
(how much for a f**ck)

Verse 2
Hoping ur b**ch will leave you
You walk to where she cant see you
Reach out and ill bend (reach out and ill bend)
need to f**k you for a minute
But just to hold it or just lick it
I've seen you your lean
Cause some how im afraid you'll rip up what im made of

Chorus

Nothing but condoms in my pocket
Nothing on me to keep me warm
But, baby, show me how you work it
Tell me, how much for your c**k

slip your d**k in my back pocket
careful my thong might get torn
Please don't leave me here without it
Tell me how much for your c**k

Nothing but condoms in my pocket
Nothing on me to keep me warm
But, baby, show me how you work it
Tell me, how much for your c**k

Slip your d**k in my back pocket
Careful my thong might get torn
Please don't leave me here without it
Tell me how much for your c**k

Cause somehow im afraid you'll rip up what im made of

Nothing but condoms in my pocket
Nothing on me to keep me warm
But, baby, show me how you work it
Tell me, how much for a f**k ?

Slip your d**k in my back pocket
Careful my thong might get torn
Please don't leave me here without it
Tell me how much for your c**k
(Repeat until fade out..)
Yes, in my pocket"
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MIKE - March 19, 2020 - Report this comment
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{CRY} I'M NOT MAKING ANOTHER STORY AGAIN

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