Something's wrong, it's just so squicky..
It's all so gross and f****ing sticky..
It's still getting grosser..
Like a film by David Cronenburg..

Bridge:

There's a lot of tumors on James Wood's body..
Jeff Goldblum is mutatating into a fly...
There's gore all over the place..
It's squick to the maxinum...

Chorus:

Mmmmm
Gross to the maxinum..
Mmmmm
Squick to the maxinum..

Guts, puss, vomit and urine..
Really squicky stuff..
Like the human botfly..
And the dreaded Candiru..

Bridge2:

There's a lot of tumors on James Wood's body..
Jeff Goldblum is mutatating into a fly...
There's gore all over the place..
It's squick to the maxinum...

(chorus)

There's a lot of tumors on James Wood's body..
Jeff Goldblum is mutatating into a fly...
There's gore all over the place..
It's squick to the maxinum...

A beautiful woman appears..
She walks towards you..
But as you try to kiss her..
She mutates into something gross..
Squick to the maxinum..

Slurm is made from a slurm's behind..
Honey is made from bee puke..
Cow feet are used to make glue..
You don't want to know where toothpaste comes from..

Mmmmmm

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