"Numb" Based on the performance by Linkin Park
"Cum" Parody by Thick Shady
This is about a porn star who is tired of all the crap she has to put up with.
I'm tired of blowing you while you pee
Getting a facial
Right up the nasal
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure
Of eating your corny poo

[Don't call me skanky hoe, just don't call me a stupid hoe]
Every dick that I take is another retake to you

I
Don't want to cum
Please don't pull my hair
Become so tired
Of shaving pubic hair
I'm becoming this
All I want to do
Is go to sleep
And stop fucking you

Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly
About to lose control
'Cause when ever I lick you gently
You want to cover me in your goo

[Can't do a donkey show, just thought I'd let you know]
Every dick that I take
is another retake to you
[I don't want to blow, just want to get up and go]
And every penis I taste
Is more than I can take

I
Don't want to cum
Please don't pull my hair
Become so tired
Of shaving pubic hair
I'm becoming this
All I want to do
Is go to sleep
And stop fucking you


And I know
I may end up fucking you
But I know
You just wanted me
To lick out your corny poo

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