Song Parodies -> My Constipation
"My Generation" Based on the performance by Limp Bizkit
"My Constipation" Parody by Tom Martyn
"I think I'm gonna die
My crap's in piles
Hey mummy, take me to the local doc
Can you smell it?
My cacky constipation!
Come out!
My cacky constipation!
Doc I dont know where you are

Welcome to my jungle mum, dont look down, this constipations fucking up my crown. I came into the bathroom, to lose my load, but looks whats gone down. But maybe it was your lamb chops, or chicken breasts, well look whats next, constipation yes, im in extreme pain, you better get some help or call doctor wayne

So where the hell is my shit?
My shits inside me.
So come on out dat shit

I fucking hate this constipation!

Cos I cant, cant do a crap and, I wont ever do a crap until mum she gives a damn about me, and my constipation.

Hey kid, take this advice, you dont wanna eat shit and then get it stuck, look at this, its like the titanic, all broken up, mum get a move on! Well maybe this is just a little fucked up, my stomachs all messed up. Constipation yes, im in extreme pain, you better get some help or call doctor Wayne.

So where the hell is my shit?
My shits inside me.
So come on out dat shit

I fucking hate this constipation!

Cos I cant, cant do a crap and, I wont ever do a crap until mum she gives a damn about me, and my constipation.

Cos I cant, cant do a crap and, I wont ever do a crap until mum she gives a damn about me, and my constipation.

Look here comes Wayne
Look doctor wayne, cos Im in awful pain
My mums to blame
Cos she cooks the food, and I, get the pain
So do u think I will die? (no way, no way)
You dont think I will die? (no way, no way)
Do you see Im in pain?
Well I do..... I do........
AAAAAHHH!!!!

Mum and Doctor, no more pain!!!!
Ooooohhhhh Yeah Common!

So go ahead and smell shit, the shits on me!! So go ahead and smell shit, I got no more constipation!

Cos I dont, dont feel the pain and I wont ever feel the pain til my mum cooks another meal that bitch, she gave me constipation!

Cos I dont, dont feel the pain and I wont ever feel the pain til my mum cooks another meal that bitch, she gave me constipation!
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MIKE - May 20, 2022 - Report this comment
IT'S NOT A COVER OF THE WHO SONG OF THE SAME NAME
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
I KNOW BUT THIS IS A COVER OF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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