"Chorus
I gotta take a shit
IÆm a take a dump once, maybe fart twice
I ate too many chips
IÆll be on the crapper for a while tonight
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a shit

I was up until four
Eatin mayonaise from my refridgerator door
As I said before
It made my stomach curl
Eatin sandwiches and chips
Even crumbs on the floor
I was up all night just moaning,groaning
Crapshots leaving my shorts with brown dots
I need to take a shit like Bobby Brown needs a hit
My farts are atomic bombs
You better move when they rip
ItÆs not a joke, no chicken little
If IÆve ate it up donÆt get near my butt
If I ainÆt in the kitchen eatin food thatÆs molding
IÆm in the bathroom with the toilet paper folding
TonightÆs the night IÆm a need the plumb
Gotta do some irrigation between my buns
I eat a lot of food cause I can crap it out
My buttholeÆs a deathhole

Chorus 2
I gotta take a shit
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a shit

I went out to the store
Cause I ran out of Pepto Bismal and I need some more
When it comes to eating donÆt test my skills
Cause IÆll eat you out the bar and stiff you with the bill
I need some Pepto for real, no gas-x pills, and some TP to give me that cotton fresh feel
When I ainÆt out eating stuffing food down my throat
IÆm on the crapper just a dropping steamboats
Tonight I know IÆll be on the phone
Sitting in the bathroom wondering why IÆm all alone
I wipe front to back to get myself clean
Then I use a freshener that leaves a smell of a moutain spring
IÆm dropping the lumps, brown sewer klumps
I leave more skidmarks than a jacknifed truck
When IÆm a round you better guard your pie
IÆm hungry baby, no need to ask why

I gotta take a shit
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a shit

DonÆt be wasting it
If you ainÆt going to eat it IÆll be up in it
Is that cake
I set records at buffets and the time is
6 plates in 6 seconds
Gotta take a shit it might be a while
Magazines stacked in a big ass pile
The chips the rice I eat that a lot
Making music in the bathroom like splash, splash, plop

I gotta take a shit
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a shit

I gotta take a shit
I take a dump once, maybe fart twice
Watch when my farts rip cause you might not make it all through the night
I gotta crap it, crap it
I gotta take a shit
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