Song Parodies -> The Ultimate Showdown of Homosexuality
"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" Based on the performance by Lemon Demon
"The Ultimate Showdown of Homosexuality" Parody by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger In SNK's The Last Blade, speed mode is the "offensive orgy mode".
Ol' Godzilla was fuckin' around
Tokyo City like a naked town When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade And squirted his penis at Godzilla's face Godzilla got pissed and began to fuck back But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of whoop ass When Aaron Carter made the cut real fast Then he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal While they're in the back seat of the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat Toward Batman's penis with a rat-a-tat-tat But it ran out of water so he ran away Because Optimus Prime came out totally gay This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a shit on crime And then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla scat Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny When Abraham Lincoln came back to the orgy But suddenly something caught eye and he licked Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick Then he took Godzilla from behind Reached around for his cock, which he just couldn't find So Batman sucked it, then suddenly got pissed Thus penetrating Jackie Chan with his fist Then he jumped in the air and gave a P-sign While Abraham Lincoln tried to 69 With Optimus Prime, but their sizes aren't fair So they both get caught by a Care Bear stare This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy This is the ultimate showdown Angels sang out a fucked-up chorus Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris Who discovered a dick as hard as bones Came from the crotch of Indiana Jones Who bent over on the ground, feeling no pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne Though Chuck can't see through his clever disguise But Aaron buried Batman's head in between his thighs Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they fucked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass This was the wildest porn craze that the world ever saw With civilians looking on total awe And the sex raged on for a century Many cocks were sucked, but eventually Somebody else stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers who didn't wear a sweater This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy This is the ultimate showdown... This is the ultimate showdown... This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality Your Vote Counts
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