Ol' Godzilla was fuckin' around
Tokyo City like a naked town
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And squirted his penis at Godzilla's face
Godzilla got pissed and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of whoop ass
When Aaron Carter made the cut real fast

Then he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
While they're in the back seat of the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat
Toward Batman's penis with a rat-a-tat-tat
But it ran out of water so he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came out totally gay

This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality
Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality

Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a shit on crime
And then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
When Abraham Lincoln came back to the orgy
But suddenly something caught eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick

Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock, which he just couldn't find
So Batman sucked it, then suddenly got pissed
Thus penetrating Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and gave a P-sign
While Abraham Lincoln tried to 69
With Optimus Prime, but their sizes aren't fair
So they both get caught by a Care Bear stare

This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality
Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out a fucked-up chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones
Came from the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who bent over on the ground, feeling no pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
Though Chuck can't see through his clever disguise
But Aaron buried Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they fucked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
This was the wildest porn craze that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe
And the sex raged on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually
Somebody else stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers who didn't wear a sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality
Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate showdown...
This is the ultimate showdown...
This is the ultimate showdown of homosexuality