Song Parodies -> Child Offender
I stalk you at night,
And give you great fright, I look through the shades, While I sharpen my blades It is really cool, Kidnappinng kids when their out of school. When the cops drive by, I run and go hide, Afraid that they'll find my book, With all those pictures I took, I'm predator, I even did your tax creditor, 'Cause you know that, kid, I... I'm a child offender, I seek kids that are in Kinder, Child, child offender I also go for older kids, I always make the highest bids, Child, child offender Promise me you won't tell, I know that I am probably going to hell, Kid, you better run away, 'Cause this could be the day I come for you, Child, child offender I have jumped over a fence, And was filed as a public offense, Baby, I'm online too, Looking for you, Better not let me see, Where you live 'cause there I'll be. Child_Abuser, That's my Facebook user, Request to be my friend, And it'll lead to your end, Let's meet at the park, I will definetly leave a mark, 'Cause you know that, kid, I... I'm a child offender, I seek kids that are in Kinder, Child, child offender I also go for older kids, I always make the highest bids, Child, child offender Promise me you won't tell, I know that I am probably going to hell, Kid, you better run away, 'Cause this could be the day I come for you, Child, child offender Real good, We're having fun in my bed ya know Oh Shit! I'm wanted on the radio Gotta go They're coming right now I know we're not done But we'll have more fun! I'm a child offender, I seek kids that are in Kinder, Child, child offender I also go for older kids, I always make the highest bids, Child, child offender Promise me you won't tell, I know that I am probably going to hell, Kid, you better run away, 'Cause this could be the day I come for you, Child, child offender Your Vote Counts
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