Song Parodies -> Child Offender
"Paparazzi" Based on the performance by Lady GaGa
"Child Offender" Parody by Jason
I stalk you at night,
And give you great fright,
I look through the shades,
While I sharpen my blades
It is really cool,
Kidnappinng kids when their out of school.

When the cops drive by,
I run and go hide,
Afraid that they'll find my book,
With all those pictures I took,
I'm predator,
I even did your tax creditor,
'Cause you know that, kid, I...

I'm a child offender, 
I seek kids that are in Kinder,
Child, child offender
I also go for older kids,
I always make the highest bids,
Child, child offender
Promise me you won't tell,
I know that I am probably going to hell,
Kid, you better run away,
'Cause this could be the day I come for you,
Child, child offender

I have jumped over a fence, 
And was filed as a public offense,
Baby, I'm online too,
Looking for you,
Better not let me see,
Where you live 'cause there I'll be.

Child_Abuser,
That's my Facebook user,
Request to be my friend,
And it'll lead to your end,
Let's meet at the park,
I will definetly leave a mark,
'Cause you know that, kid, I...

I'm a child offender, 
I seek kids that are in Kinder,
Child, child offender
I also go for older kids,
I always make the highest bids,
Child, child offender
Promise me you won't tell,
I know that I am probably going to hell,
Kid, you better run away,
'Cause this could be the day I come for you,
Child, child offender

Real good,
We're having fun in my bed ya know
Oh Shit!
I'm wanted on the radio
Gotta go
They're coming right now
I know we're not done
But we'll have more fun!

I'm a child offender, 
I seek kids that are in Kinder,
Child, child offender
I also go for older kids,
I always make the highest bids,
Child, child offender
Promise me you won't tell,
I know that I am probably going to hell,
Kid, you better run away,
'Cause this could be the day I come for you,
Child, child offender
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