Song Parodies -> Need It Now
"Need You Now" Based on the performance by Lady Antebellum
"Need It Now" Parody by Parody Princess
These lyrics tell the real story.. no candy coating here.
Empty liquor bottles, scattered all around the floor
Now I'm getting' horny, I can't take it anymore
And I'm hoping I can just get laid tonight
I guess I'll just have to drunk dial..

It's a quarter till two, the bars are closing up and I need it now
Said I wouldn't call but my standard's getting low and I need it now
And I just don't want to do without
I just need it now

Another night of drinking, looking all around the bar
Tired of masterbating, maybe I can find a whore
And I'm hoping I can just get laid tonight
I guess I'll just have to drunk dial

Now it's two o'clock, I'm really feeling drunk and I need it now
Said I wouldn't call but my standard's getting low and I need it now
And I just don't want to do without
I just need it now

Woah, woah
I guess you'd be better than nothing at all

It's a quarter after two, my vibrator's broke and I need it now
And I said I wouldn't call but I'm tired of whacking off and I need it now
And I just don't want to do without
I just need it now
I just need it now

Oh baby, I need it now
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Lon - May 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Great stuff! This song really hits home. I wonder how many other women feel like you do. They need to call me (lol)
MIKE - October 08, 2022 - Report this comment
LADY ANTEBELLUM CHANGED THEIR NAMED TO LADY A AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
michael - August 28, 2023 - Report this comment
gr8 stuff this song really hits home... i wonder how many other women feel like you do ... they need to call me
WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDCRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
SWIM TEAM RACE
WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE
OH WELL GUESS ILL FILL MY DRAWERS - March 08, 2024 - Report this comment
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH WELL GUESS ILL FILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY DRAWERS WITH SOME OTHER STUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF - April 19, 2024 - Report this comment
YES

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