"Well I'm a' greasin' back my mullet and I'm a head out west
Where I can change my sex, a high voice and fake breasts
find a spot on the block where I can get pimped
suck off a million clients till their dicks get limp
Then I'm a' Kid Rock it up and down ya' block
with a bottle of scotch, wash out the taste of male crotch
walk the block with a flag that says ""Best head in town""
Then get down to the business of swallowin' rounds.
sell my ass to the scum
sleep in my car
get thrown in the mix
score with fags in gay bars
Sift to San Francisco
I wanna rome
Make my way up from gettin' pimped to gettin' johns on my own
start an escort service for all the right reasons
and set up shop where fags can cop off in all seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the Real Mccoy
and i'm headed out west sucker cuz I wanna be a

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Rentboy!!Baby!
Let your fly down and let me do the nob shinin'
San Fransico Chillin' while the clients are buyin'
I wanna be a Rentboy!Baby!
Pitch At night cause I catch all day!
Rentboy!Baby/I can smell a fag from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my mullet blowin when my train rolls in
It goes""rustle rustle"" While I hustle my faggot ass to men
I went lookin' for a pimp, he bust a nut in my eye.
I once was lost but now I'm just blind
Gettin' down on Nob Hill
grazed knees and palms
get a map to the stars
find Elton John
and if the price is right
then i'm gonna take him to bed
and let Pacific Heights
Know why they call me

Rentboy!!Baby!
Let your fly down and let me do the nob shinin'
San Fransico Chillin' while the clients are buyin'
I wanna be a Rentboy!Baby!
Pitch At night cause I catch all day!
Rentboy!Baby/I can smell a fag from a mile away


Yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Kid Rock You can call me for gay sex
Lettin' men take to my ass with a bottle of becks
See a fella in a vette Roll down my glass
And said ""Yeah this dick fits right in yo ass""
No kiddin', gun slingin', pants hittin' the floor
call me hoss,I'm the hussy,suckin' bigger dick than a horse
and of course let the sheriff ride me for free all night
I'm a paint his town pink Then I'm a' paint his ass white
Cause chaos Rock like Amedeus
Got southern boy's ass for San Francisco's gayest
Get macked by mayors, suck balls of ball players
they told us rentboys to leave but bet they couldn't make us
why they wanna pick on me
lock me up and throw away my key
I ain't no cheat I'm just a regular fag
I came straight out a' compton after bein' fucked by OGs with doorags
Yellin' ""hello sailor"" as I flash kids my prick
my only education is just sucking dick
I'm takin' my pick
up and down that and keep on truckin'
till' I fall in the ocean

Rentboy!!Baby!
Let your fly down and let me do the nob shinin'
San Fransico Chillin' while the clients are buyin'
I wanna be a Rentboy!Baby!
Pitch At night cause I catch all day!
Rentboy!Baby/I can smell a fag from a mile away
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