Song Parodies -> Queer In Mexico
"Beer In Mexico" Based on the performance by Kenny Chesney
"Queer In Mexico" Parody by BobbyJoe
Staring out into a sea of faces
So many twinks that my heart races
About sex, lust, and whom to trust
And this emptiness in my soul
Too bold to be coy and boyish
Too scared to try leather fetish
Should try to go straight but I'm just too damn old

(Chorus):
So I'll just lay right here and have another queer in Mexico
Do my best to taste another gay
Lay right here and have another queer in Mexico
Let his warm breath blow these blues away

Bruce comes up and his friend sits down
And I've had them both in this tourist town
Up for days in pain just trying to search for pot
And all the hamsters and the K-Y gel
That I had somewhere on a shelf
Man, I really don't know if I can stop

(Chorus):
So I'll just lay right here and have another queer in Mexico
Do my best to taste another gay
Lay right here and have another queer in Mexico
Let his warm breath blow these blues away

(Bridge):
Maybe I'll straighten out, chase women or stay swishy and stay gay
Which road I'll travel is still the Hershey Highway

(Chorus):
So I'll just lay right here and have another queer in Mexico
Do my best to taste another gay
Lay right here and have another queer in Mexico
Let his warm breath blow these blues away

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