Song Parodies -> Porn Star
She was aware of her inpurities as she took the stage
She was convinced if she got up there that she'd be a big slut someday So she unbelted She grabbed that big pole fearlessly Oh she turned them on and thought that it was neat She was a porn star and a whore at the bar Where she ganged banged men every night She said if you stay hard you fat tub of lard You just might get lucky tonight She was a porn star She made some home porno shows Where the camera filmed headshots to her face After a couple of weekends Ron Jeremy showed up at her place She signed autographs topless in a skirt Then she took a bath and shaved off all of her fur She was a porn star and a whore at the bar Where she gang banged men every night She said if you stay hard you fat tub of lard I might let you do me tonight She was a big star She doesn't care any more if the guy on the set cums in her mouth The only thought she entertains is if she can get all 9 inches down All her neighbors know for certain She slept her way to the top She knows you don't get anal scenes going Unless you got some lube and good pot So she gang bangs tonight 100 men plus And that poor girl screams aloud It's as big as a bus She's a porn star as her ass is on fire It's her 3rd anal scene tonight She says with your cock hard and a vasoline jar It feels good in the back door all right! She's a porn star She'a a porn star Your Vote Counts
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