Song Parodies -> Porn Star
"Big Star" Based on the performance by Kenny Chesney
"Porn Star" Parody by Joebeastyg78
She was aware of her inpurities as she took the stage
She was convinced if she got up there that she'd be a big slut someday
So she unbelted
She grabbed that big pole fearlessly
Oh she turned them on and thought that it was neat

She was a porn star and a whore at the bar
Where she ganged banged men every night
She said if you stay hard you fat tub of lard
You just might get lucky tonight
She was a porn star

She made some home porno shows
Where the camera filmed headshots to her face
After a couple of weekends
Ron Jeremy showed up at her place
She signed autographs topless in a skirt
Then she took a bath and shaved off all of her fur

She was a porn star and a whore at the bar
Where she gang banged men every night
She said if you stay hard you fat tub of lard
I might let you do me tonight
She was a big star

She doesn't care any more if the guy on the set cums in her mouth
The only thought she entertains is if she can get all 9 inches down

All her neighbors know for certain
She slept her way to the top
She knows you don't get anal scenes going
Unless you got some lube and good pot

So she gang bangs tonight 100 men plus
And that poor girl screams aloud
It's as big as a bus
She's a porn star as her ass is on fire
It's her 3rd anal scene tonight
She says with your cock hard and a vasoline jar
It feels good in the back door all right!
She's a porn star
She'a a porn star





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