"Well, me and my lady got some grand insight,
Something so profound, yet it seemed to excite.
A bit bizarre, but it all felt right,
As we drove up.

As we strolled around after parking the jeep,
I smiled to my wife and gave a quick peep,
She then looked back and said: ""What's the key?""
I said: ""Your good muff""

She knew the job was kind of risky;
She knew they would all cheer.
Her body danced so frisky,
She said: ""It's all yours later dear.""

Cause it's amatuer night and the pay is great,
She will win, there is no chance for debate.
Winning is ours, like it is just our fate,
Cause their bodies are craving her touch.
And it's the way that she looks after shaving her hair,
Hearing the utters, it seems so clear,
And dancing she beckons to keep all the guys up.
Yeah, man, She's got the good muff.

She dropped her outfit of silk and they saw her ass.
And I smiled and said: ""I get all of that!""
I sat there and watched as the hour passed.
Made some new friends.

Had some black and white pictures she signed with a flair,
She is a pretty girl they all did swear.
I said: ""That's my honey,
Looking great and in a perfect spread.""

She said: ""Spent last year in a boggle,
Then taught my mind to be free.
So I've been stripping three months now,
Cause I like feeling of being frisky.""

And the sight of her using that shiny pole,
The way she restored the quarter roll,
I knew from that day I would enjoy the control,
That's how I feel in love.
So I made a tee-shirt saying: ""I'm still in awe!""
I truely swear, whenever she calls,
You have to understand, I can't afford to mess up.
Damn man, She's got the good muff.

She said: ""When we get home, I'll spread my thighs.""
With her eyes so starry, I start to rise.
And look we won first prize, and the chance of,
Winning next month.
She's got the good muff.
She's got the good muff.
"