"Gone" Based on the performance by Kelly Clarkson
"Porn" Parody by thelastaurora
What you see's not what you get
With you there's just no measurement
No way to tell what's real from what was botoxed
Your sex they're awesome
That's all changed into bills that drop like acid rain
that washed away all my money
You don't care

You know you saw it
the porn
To find someone to strip for
a few bucks
There's no fuck at the end of the striptease tonight
Just a hard that I gotta ease
that is porn
If you think you can watch right through the end
you are just so wrong
dressing back when I've finally hard on
I'm watching some porn

Sometimes naked
Never ashamed
Nothing matters
When you're watching
That was me whenever I was with porn
Always ending
Always over
Back and forth, up and down like a rollercoaster
I am breaking
That habit
Today

chorus

There is nothing you can say
watching doesn't cut it, babe
Take the hit and walk away
Cause that's porn
Doesn't matter what you see
It's what you saw that's hurting you
All I needed was the truth
Now that's porn

What you see's not what you get X2

chorus
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