"Milkshake" Based on the performance by Kelis
"Tits" Parody by Ashley Armstrong
I just thought this one up with my friends a looong time ago. We hate this song. Enjoy the parody ;D
My tits bring all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
they're bigger than yours,
damn right they're bigger than yours,
Go see your doctor,
get them enlarged!

My tits bring all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
they're bigger than yours,
damn right they're bigger than yours,
Go see your doctor,
get them enlarged!

I know you want 'em,
my round Double D's,
what the guys go horny for,
the zippers come,
and get undone,
it's time to cum

lala-lalala,
hard as rocks,
lala-lalala,
they're masturbating,
lala-lalala
hard as rocks,
lala-lalala,
they're masturbating,

My tits bring all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
they're bigger than yours,
damn right they're bigger than yours,
Go see your doctor,
get them enlarged!

My tits bring all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
they're bigger than yours,
damn right they're bigger than yours,
Go see your doctor,
get them enlarged!

I can see you want it,
you're green with envy
Flat A's won't freak these boys,
Your concave boobs,
will always lose,
so you better move

lala-lalala,
hard as rocks,
lala-lalala,
they're masturbating,
lala-lalala
hard as rocks,
lala-lalala,
they're masturbating,

My tits bring all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
they're bigger than yours,
damn right they're bigger than yours,
Go see your doctor,
get them enlarged!

My tits bring all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
they're bigger than yours,
damn right they're bigger than yours,
Go see your doctor,
get them enlarged!

you went under the knife,
to try and look this way so
you thought "like, what's the harm?"
might wanna buy wheelbarrels,
Your surgeon was on crack,
you've got saggy granny jugs,
you'd best get some support,
peeps will start to think they're nuts,

lala-lalala,
hard as rocks,
lala-lalala,
they're masturbating,
lala-lalala
hard as rocks,
lala-lalala,
they're masturbating,

My tits bring all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
they're bigger than yours,
damn right they're bigger than yours,
Go see your doctor,
get them enlarged!

My tits bring all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
they're bigger than yours,
damn right they're bigger than yours,
Go see your doctor,
get them enlarged!
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MIKE - March 22, 2020 - Report this comment
FATTY MAKE YA FUNNY?
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me, tom, and craig will have a dress up race
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