It was never my plan to be drunk walking threw the park that night
I got so trashed you wouldnt believe half the things I seen
Its not a thing I'm use to doing I just thought it wouldnt work
I guess i wasn't really thinking

I kicked a squirrel and I liked it, the way it flips and turns
I kicked a squirrel just to try it, I hope PETA don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, i think i might do it again tonight
I kicked a squirrel and I liked it, I liked it

No I never thought it would turn out tis way but does it matter
It was a really fun game but its usual not in my nature
Its not what sober guys do not how they would play
My head wasn't in the right place i couldn't help it

I kicked a squirrel and I liked it, the way it flips and turns
I kicked a squirrel just to try it, I hope PETA don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, i think i might do it again tonight
I kicked a squirrel and I liked it, I liked it

The squirrel they are so soft skin, bushy tailed, so kickable
Hard to resist, so touchable, too good to deny it
It ain't no big deal, it's a innocent game

I kicked a squirrel and I liked it, theway it flips and turns
I kicked a squirrel just to try it, I hope PETA don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,i think i might do it again tonight
I kicked a squirrel and I liked it, I liked it