Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe through that hair.

If I should die before you scream
It's 'cause your huge bush is extreme.
Licking you, I'm suffocating in pubic hair, oh

Just wanna give you sweet delight,
But down here I'm blind, dark as night.
The panick sets in as I try to navigate my way.

But how can I please your twat?
When right up my nose your hair's caught?
'Cause your pubes asphyxiate me
It's so hard for me to breathe.

{CHORUS}
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe through that hair
Girl, please, get a razor, be fair.
You push me down, damn, I say a little prayer
There's no air, no air.
Hate to dive down in that wild frontier.
Don't see Moses partin' that thick sea, my dear,
Even Aquaman would suffocate here,
There's no air, no air.

That hair, hair
That hair, hair
That hair, hair
That hair, hair.

With you laying there, your legs spread,
Your scratchy pubes swallow my head.
I feel like Mowgli, cuttin' through jungle, for real.

If you'd come faster in my dive
Could hold my breath, and still survive.
But even David Blaine couldn't complete that trick.

So how can I make you come?
When your pubes will make me succumb
To this cunni-strangulation,
It's so hard for me to breathe.

{CHORUS X3}
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe through that hair
Girl, please, get a razor, be fair.
You push me down, damn, I say a little prayer
There's no air, no air.
Hate to dive down in that wild frontier
Don't see Moses partin' that thick sea, my dear,
Even Aquaman would suffocate here.
There's no air, no air

That hair, hair
That hair, hair
That hair, hair
That hair.