The size impaired and the under-formed guys
Find it hard to face each day
When those girls for whom they have the hots
Can't stand to look their way

People can say that size don't matter
But it makes no sense you see
Cause surveys show that 9 out of 10 chicks
Want to be filled up til they scream

Big balls (big shaft and big balls)
Big balls
If you wanna rule this world
You gotta have big balls

Somewhere out in the distance
Is a fine piece of ass for me
I try not to think about it too much
Cause she'd find my package too weak

I've treated life like a vision quest
More size is what I wanted to see
Pumps and pills, Enzyte comin' out the gills
But the extra inches keep eluding me

Big balls (big shaft and big balls)
Big balls
If you wanna rule this world
You gotta have big balls

So be careful what claims that you believe
The implants had me confused
Staying hard wasn't my only goal
I wanted it to flop on my shoes

Why can't 4 inches be good enough
The average vagina can only hold 5
If orgasm is what it's all about
Then why do I need big balls?

Big balls (big shaft and big balls)
Big balls
If you wanna rule this world
If you wanna rule this world
You gotta have big balls