"We are watching cartoons
Your mom won't be home too soon
What's left, for John Mayer to do
But sit down and play doctor with you

And i know, that's it's a sin
But i just can't help myself
And i know, you're only ten
But you look like your twelve

And if you want love, we'll make it
They say it's against the law, but we'll break it
Your too young for this to feel good, but you can fake it
And then I'll buy you an ice cream cone

I wanna play some candyland, with you
I wanna draw you a bath and get in it too
I wanna play some candyland

I'll pick you up from school, put glitter in your hair
Piggy back rides into the pool, with Pooh Bear on your underwear
You can give me your shoe and i'll show you how to tie it
Your mom will never tuck you in without me hiding in your closet

You want love, we'll make it
They say it's against the law, but we'll break it
Your too young for this to feel good, but you can fake it
And if you do a good job

I'll take you out to disneyland, it's true
I'll play with all your toys if you play with mine too
I'll take you out to disneyland

Damn baby
Your mother hates me
But we can make her a necklace with string and macaroni
And then we can go in her room, and ride my little pony

I wanna play some Candyland, with you
I wanna draw you a bath and get in it too
Though i'm touring all the time i'll still be true
I just want to play some candyland

Da da da x a bunch"