Song Parodies -> Who Will Give You Some?
"Who Will Save Your Soul?" Based on the performance by Jewel
"Who Will Give You Some?" Parody by Sapphire James
"I love Jewel, but the parody to this song sucked and I figured I could do better!"
"You're watching all the porns on T.V.
Trying to pick up on tips before you hit the streets
A John comes over from behind the wall
But then he tells you he's a cop and you get hauled
Up to the station where they asked you why
That's when you finally broke down and cried

Who will give you some? I would sure like to
Cause I really need some, and I know that you do to boy
Who will give you some I'll even go down on you
(la de da da da ya da da)

You're trying to hustle trying rustle up some cash
You're giving head and you can get them off fast
You're faking orgasms left and right and hoping that
Your test will come up negative tonight
So you try to pray to many different Gods
That they will help you
That stupid condom broke
You were so worried about getting some that you
Forgot to think straight and now you're feeling dumb

So who will give you some if you get STD's
and who who will give you some
after all the guys you slept with found out
Who will give you some when they find out your dirty
la de da da da da ya da da

John's are walking some are talking to other ho's on the street
You may still give good head but it won't pay your bills
There are fetishes to please and there are loads to blow
Have to bargain with a brand new girl to keep them happy today
They can't do it to a contaminated ho
Say you were great sweetheart, but you're just to dirty
to gross, just too unsafe to play
So you've got to leave to streets the new girls will bust their butts

Who will give you some
Now that you've got the clap
Who will give you some
Now that they've seen the test and
Who will give you some
Now that you're not a ho
Who who will give you some
Before you die from you own lust"
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MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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