"I've been hiding here
under my bed sheets
right behind these sheets
I'm gripping tight these sheets
Eatin up my big mac
Will it hurt my ballsac
Everything else makes them bleed when I pee
But it's much worse when I cum
Hope it don't next time
I watch my alarm clock it let's me know the time
I take so many pills they say they keep me tame
I took a couple extra pills and still I want to maim
People say that I'm not sane I stand out from the crowd
I still bleed when I pee it makes others yell real loud:
""You peed on me twice today, I don't wanna see this man
He licks his hand and stains my pants""
Still I stand there...

And then they all start chasin' me
Then they run me out of town
And then they all start chasin' me
Then they run me out of town

People don't know all the things I've imagined
They don't understand that the aliens have landed
I've gone so long, without a gnome
In my head he's been gone for so, so long
Maybe he got shot, after trying to steal that list
Nah, Santa prob'ly crushed him in his fat fist
He told me so many things that I still believe
No matter what I put in I still bleed when I release
Still it hurts my mind, Yeah it hurts my mind
I've been yellin, just ain't been screamin
I've been warning humankind
So I think I'll keep on warning, with my gun cocked twice
Keep speculatin' and only I know why
Yeah Just me, yeah just me
Only I know why
Only I...know why, why, why
Only I know why

Jog down to the river- yeah
Kill them at the river- yeah
"