Song Parodies -> Dirt Off Your Body
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder" Based on the performance by Jay-Z
"Dirt Off Your Body" Parody by Nelwine Lee Ortiz
If you're smelling like a chimp,
go you some body wash,
you can use shampoo,
please put some perfume on,
don't forget you're dirty baby,
don't forget you have some rabies.
Get that dirt off your body.

You smell like a hog,
plus you smell like a dog,
if you get a little closer,
then I'm going to throw up,
you need to wash them armpits,
I think you ran out of soap,
I wish that you will smell good,
and that's the thing that I hope,
get inside that tub,
before everybody will choke,
you have to take a bath,
and you need to get soaked.
everyone is going to die,
especially the really old folks,
you just need to take a bath,
that's all you have to know.

If you're smelling like a chimp,
go use some body wash,
you can use shampoo,
please put some perfume on,
don't forget you're dirty baby,
don't forget you have some rabies.
Get that dirt off your body.
You need to get that dirt off your body.
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