Well sure I'm quite disgusting
And I smell like rancid turkey
But that doesn't give you the right
To be so freakin' jerkey

If you could only spare
a moment of your time

Then maybe I can make it by
little by little
I would work for you for 37 hours
for a skittle

If you could only spare
a couple of your dimes

I eat garbage off the floor in public areas
I'm poor

Well open u your wallet and give ME
A buck, a 5, a 10, or a 20
Open up your wallet you'll find, bucks bucks bucks

Do you happen to have an extra oreo?
A muffin, a twinkie, or a cheerio?
I will do anything for buck bucks bucks bucks BUCKS

I just want some food, I'm hungrier than Rosies thighs
I'm poor

If I dont eat soon, I will have to eat my own face
I'm poor

(SOLO)

Maybe if I polished up my clothes
And got some shoeses (pronounced shoo-zez)

And maybe washed my hair
just to maintain the illusion

Then maybe I could get a job
That could be a Prob-lem

I'm gonna have to forge
a lot of working papers

No screw it maybe I can be
a caped crusader

Damn it that cost money too
Who else could this happen to

I'm so poor, I cant afford food at a soup kitchen
I'm poor

My main course today is hot air with a side of rock
I'm sure
but
Whats that on the floor a lottery ticket that won
Oh HOLY CRAP

I would like to cash this ticket in how much is mine?
Absolutely nothin!

It appears to be a gag ticket, it's just a prank


What kind-of-jack-ass-would-make-some-thing-so-damn-horrible?
Sadistic People