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Song Parodies -> King of Cum
"Demonds" Based on the performance by Imagine Dragons
"King of Cum" Parody by Brad Edge Best when read along with the original song
When the eggs get old
And the cards all fold And the babes you seek Aren't there to behold When your semens fail And the ones you hail Swim the worst of all And the cums gone stale I wanna hide the tool I wanna ravish you Put the beast inside There's nowhere your eggs can hide No matter how we breed You'll still receive my seed This is me, king of cum! This is me, king of cum! When you feel my balls Look between my thighs It's where my semens hide It's where my semens hide Don't look too close You'll lose an eye It's where my semens hide It's where my semens hide When its for certain yall Give me a booty call When the lights go out Do the sinners crawl You've got the goods i crave No need to mascarade Wont be pulling out Let's get this baby made Do wanna lay you down And I am hell bound Its not all for you Don't want to hide the truth No matter how we breed You'll still receive my seed This is me, king of cum! This is me, king of cum! When you feel my balls Look between my thighs It's where my semens hide It's where my semens hide Don't look too close You'll lose an eye It's where my semens hide It's where my semens hide They say you can't procreate I say it is your fate In your womb's a soul I need to let you know My balls, they shine so bright I wanna shave tonight I can't mandscape right now Unless you show me how When you feel my balls Look between my thighs It's where my semens hide It's where my semens hide Don't look too close You'll lose an eye It's where my semens hide It's where my semens hide Your Vote Counts
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me tom and craig will do our own water races
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFIGHTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
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me and craig will have 2 do three events the first - inner tube race the 2nd - life jacket race the 3rd - we have 2 take a water bottle and fill it above the line and me and craig will be wearing goggles and waterproof jackets
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