Song Parodies -> Kill Me
"Wake Up" Based on the performance by Hilary Duff
"Kill Me" Parody by Bittersweet Revenge
Sorry, if this is really stupid. (It probably is)
There's people walking
They walk around me
They're holding guns
They think they want to shoot me
'Cause I don't know anything
About it

Give me a toilet
Give me a toothbrush
Give me a fashion sense and see if I'm tone deaf
'Cause they really think I am
Tonight

I throw up in the basement on a Saturday night
I try to clean it up and try to hide the sight
I know I'm pretty ugly and my teeth are too big
I need plastic surgery and maybe a dentist

Kill Me
Kill Me
On a Saturday night
Could be in bed
Maybe when I'm at a show
In London, Paris or maybe Tokyo
But all I want...
Is the world to know I'm dead
I'm dead
Yeah, I'm dead

The city's happy
It's all around me
They're happy now that the police have killed me
And I know Joel's happy, too
Tonight

I throw up in the basement on a Saturday night
I try to clean it up and try to hide the sight
I know I'm pretty ugly and my teeth are too big
I need plastic surgery and maybe a dentist

Kill Me
Kill Me
On a Saturday night
Could be in bed
Maybe when I'm at a show
In London, Paris or maybe Tokyo
But all I want...
Is the world to know I'm dead
I'm dead
Yeah, I'm dead

People all around me everywhere that I go
People all around me
They just want to beat me
Everybody's watching like they're gonna explode
Everybody's watching
Now they're disappointed
That I'm not dead
Yet...

Kill Me
Kill Me
On a Saturday night
Could be in bed
Maybe when I'm at a show
In London, Paris or maybe Tokyo
But all I want...
Is the world to know I'm dead
I'm dead
Yeah, I'm dead [X2]
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mike - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment
yes
MIKE - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - April 29, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - October 07, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a fire dress up race
mike - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
rock the bells
PAINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - January 13, 2024 - Report this comment
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BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
SWIM TEAM
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art project
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ROCK THE BELLS
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