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Song Parodies -> Crack Whore
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Ra ra ra ra .... (x2) If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...) See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours) Smoke the rocks and get some more... All men could have me - and span me My crack flow would never ever end Do anyone for money that's for sure If I was a skanky whore.... Think... what that habit would bring I'd... do anything! Stay... out late turning tricks ooh! Any alley in the town Ho! - would suggest that I'm good I'd swallow 12 inches if I could Please I just need crack! - - So you've got a spouse? she's not around! I'm your toothless lady - I gum anything! Just three dollar baby! - bling that you need to bring Don't need raincoats baby - I've got ev'rything! Give me another baby 'cause welfare is better than gold - this I know If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...) See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours) Smoke the rocks and get some more... All men could have me - and span me My crack flow would never ever end Do anyone for money that's for sure If I was a desp'rit whore.... I'm 94 very sexy pounds, too! (uh huh) I'm wiry, really dumb - perfect for you! Me love you long time - 5 minute lays (yeah!) Mixed baking soda cocaine Smokin' rocks is on this ho's brain! I'm your toothless lady - I gum anything! Just three dollar baby! - bling that you need to bring Don't need raincoats baby - I've got ev'rything! Give me another baby 'cause welfare is better than gold - this I know [Eve]: Come together all over the world Take a hit from the pipe, crack-addicted girls What? - your one love What? - smoke it up What? - (nothing matters 4x) what Dumb forever all over the world Take a hit from the pipe, crack-addicted girls Rock - your one love Rock - smoke it up Bought - (yet another 4x) What happened to these lives Turned inside out? Rocks just blew their minds (zing!) You can't put it down (Ho-riginal - crack that stings mmm!) You know you can't try these things (no) But Stefani understands Once 'rocked', regrets it People you know crack is bad It's sad, for a while was wicked Don't think you can try it once She went all the way to the bottom from the top Now she ain't gettin' nothing but fucked If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...) See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours) Smoke the rocks and get some more... All men could have me - and span me My crack flow would never ever end Do anyone for money that's for sure If I was a desp'rit whore.... Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks - ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks Ra ra ra ra .... (x3) copyright 2006, 2007 Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. And to think, I actually thought you were joking about this idea--I should have known better. . .executed beautifully, I may record this one for you. . .it'd be fun just to say that in place of "Rich Girl". . .See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours). . .heeheehee
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and i thought you were joking about the idea I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER EXCITED BEAUTIFULLY I MAY RECORD THIS JUST FOR YOU IT'D BE FUN JUST 2 SAY IN PLACE OF RICH GIRL .... SEE I'D SPEND ALL MY MONEY {AND ALL YOURS} HEE HEE HEE
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE GEAR RACE
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