Song Parodies -> Corny Scripts From Old Porn Flicks
"Warning" Based on the performance by Green Day
"Corny Scripts From Old Porn Flicks" Parody by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
"I am a pubic crevice analyst, here to probe for a test."
Watch surgeons do resuscitations undressed! He'll assess her utilities and cultivate her winery. Girl gets drilled to check refinery. Chefs douse their sheets with virgin oil and cook a banquet. 'Hummer' filled up with fuel from a pump-n-trigger. Corny scripts from old porn flicks. Like "Porky's" without the pureness. Cold shower. Tonight. Gotta hose down babes... to check their pool is clean. See academics surveying fertility. Sportsmen, it's grease time! With caramel sauce! There's a doctor with quite a fun test for "They're cancerous?" Lubrication? Screw-rotations? Hey, this aint technics class! So, handcuffs assist induction of sororities? Corny scripts from old porn flicks. No glory... 'less you count 'morning'. When whoring ends in an orgy. It's sordid. She must have sore lips! Plotline. Aint tight. God and Moses making out in Galilee? Observe a resurrection of the trinity! Lord with concubines and buttered-up cross? Got the book, but guess I skimmed past those kinky pages... Respiration? Perspiration? Aint this the Olympics? Some plot holes in the casting of that horse, you see... Corny scripts from old porn flicks. The horny devil's top score list. They're fourteen, he must be forty. Such foursomes drift from the story! This was an utter pervert's porno flick, with a lousy plot twist! Your Vote Counts
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