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"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" Based on the performance by Green Day
"When It's Hard My Girlfriend Screams (I Have a Lonely Chode)" Parody by KaiserMonkey

Parody of the song Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. I used to like this song, but after hearing it the 20000000th time on the radio I figured I'd try a parody. This is my first parody on whatfreaks (I've done one on whatfreaks called "Retard"), please comment

I have a lonely chode
It's so wide that one time it got towed
Wish I was well endowed
But that sucks for me 'cause I have a chode

I'll try anything
Pumps and pills, just to enhance my wang
After three months' wait
Nothing seemed to change; I still had a chode

I had a chode
I had a chode

I had a chode
I had a...

My girlfriend's mouth won't even fit around it
My girlfriend says that she could live without it
She says someday it will grow but I doubt it
'Till then I have a chode

Hot sex is want I want
But my chode won't go into her cunt
I want to fuck her tit
But my chode's too small; it will not fit

And I'm reduced to tears
I have not had sex in forty years
Even twenty beers
Can't erase my fears; I still have a chode

I have a chode
I have a chode

I have a chode
I have a...

My girlfriend's mouth won't even fit around it
My girlfriend says that she could live without it
She said someday it will grow but I doubt it
'Till then I have a chode

And I've tried everything
Pumps and pills, all to enhance my wang
After two years' wait
Nothing ever changed; I still have a...

My girlfriend's mouth won't even fit around it
My girlfriend says that she could live without it
She says someday it will grow but I doubt it
'Till then I have a chode...

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