Song Parodies -> "Drink, Sex And Herpies"
"Blood Sex And Booze" Based on the performance by Green Day
""Drink, Sex And Herpies"" Parody by The Almighty Ponder
"Waiting in a room
Cock dressed up in bandages,
Its hanging out
Its hanging out

People always stare
I explain its not my fault
My dick is saw,
it is red raw

I'm in distress,
Oh our kid i confess
It was a prostitute
Who made my penis itchy

She told me to obay,
I said "" I cannot stay,
You've just given herpies to me""

This is not disterbed,
Its what i deserve.
Another lesson to be learned
From a brid called Bill.

I live in the guttrer,
Cock dressed up peanut better
This is not for helping it.

Dogs like the taste
They always lick my flesh down
to the bone,
They like the bone.

I'm in distress,
Oh our kid i confess
It was a prostitute
Who made my penis itchy

She told me to obay,
I said "" I cannot stay,
You've just given herpies to me""

This is not disterbed,
Its what i deserve.
Another lesson to be learned
From a brid called Bill.

(bridge)

I'm in distress,
Oh our kid i confess
It was a prostitute
Who made my penis itchy

She told me to obay,
I said "" I cannot stay,
You've just given herpies to me""

This is not disterbed,
Its what i deserve.
Another lesson to be learned
From a brid called Bill.
"
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