Song Parodies -> Somebody That You Used To Blow
"Somebody That I Used To Know" Based on the performance by Gotye
"Somebody That You Used To Blow" Parody by Mooseiah
Ever had that one close guy friend with whom you shared "bromance" moments with? You know the one you constantly text, hang out with, drink with, talk about your E.D problem and that persisting yeast infection, how you once slept with your own cousin and all that other shit? That's cool and all. But what if... one day, you find out he's gay and that he's been taking advantage of you the entire time? This is a song of one such incident....
Now And Then I Think Of When We Were Together
like When You Said You Felt So Happy You Could Die
i Actually Wish You Did
after All That Time I Spent In Your Company
you Call This Shit Love And Now The Butt Aches, I Still Remember

you Can Get Addicted To A Certain Kind Of Madness
your Addiction Is The End, Always The Rear End
so When I Found That This Could Not Make Sense
well You Said That We Would Still Be Friends
but I'll Admit That I Was Glad It Was Over

but You Didn't Have To Suck Me Off
make Out Like It Never Happened And That We Were Something
and I Don't Even Need Your Love
but You Treat Me Like Your Partner And You Like It So Rough
no You Didn't Have To Bend So Low
have Your Friends Record It And Then Post It On Lemon Party
i Guess That I Don't Need That Though
now You're Just Some Fag That I Used To Know

now I'm Just Somebody That You Used To Blow
now I'm Just Somebody That You Used To Blow

[kimbra:]
now And Then I Think Of All The Times You Screwed Me Over
had Me Believing It Was Always Just Some Green Candy
but I Don't Wanna Live That Way
falling For That Trick Every Single Day
you Said That You Would Let Me Go
and I Hope I Don't Catch Your Dick Hung On Someone Else That I Know

[gotye:]
but You Didn't Have To Jerk Me Off
touch My Family Jewels And Pretend It Was Nothing
i Don't Fucking Need Your “love”
so Please Treat Me Like A Stranger, I Don't Care If It's Tough
no You Didn't Have To Go So Low
tell Your Friends Your Record And Talk About My Member
i Guess That I Don't Need That Though
now I'm Just Somebody That You Used To Blow

[x2]
somebody
(you Used To Blow)
somebody
(now I'm Just Somebody That You Used To Blow)

(you Used To Blow)
(that You Used To Blow)
(you Used To Blow)
somebody You Used To Blow
Disclaimer: The Mooseiah has nothing against homosexuals (literally, too). In fact, some of the coolest people the Mooseiah knows are gay. Like Neil Patrick Harris and Zachary Quinto. Mmmhm, him too. Look it up. For more parodies such as this, visit: http://humpathon.blogspot.com
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Lon - August 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Great minds think alike----I just added a parody of this same title, and I never read your's until now. Mine, however, is about a girl I used to date this year who gave the best BJs of all-time, and I really miss them. She won't even talk to me now, so I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow at this point (lol). I DO have a similar topic song to your's with my Katy Perry parody called "The One Who Turned Out Gay." Check 'em out!! Nice work, too!
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