"Always see it on TV
Or read it in a magazine
Male celebrities with massive mammories
All they do is twist and moan
While their dad's on the phone
Talking about his wife's pussy

(refrain)

I'd like to see them spend a week
Taking a big, huge ass pee
They'd have a big hernia

I think I'll spend a day or two
Fucking someone else's boo
Cuz their boyfriend's dick is small
It is small
(echo)

(chorus)

Lifestyles of the rich and the gaybays
They're always gettin' laid and masterbating
If lubing is such a problem
Well, they've got two hands
I think they should help you

Did ya' know if you were gay then you could kill your wife
And there's no such thing as parol in your life
As long as you've got an ass to stick a cock in

Did ya' know if you were caught and you were smoking crack
McDonalds would pay you to slap employees asses
You can always just go be gay in Tennesse

(refrain)

I'd like to see them spend a week
Taking a big, huge ass pee
They'd have a big hernia

I think I'll spend a day or two
Fucking someone else's boo
Because their boyfriend's dick is small

(chorus)

Lifestyles of the rich and the gaybays
They're always getting laid and masterbating
If lubing is such a problem
Well, they've got two hands I think they should help you

Lifestyles of the rich and gaybays

Lifestyles of the rich and gaybays

Lifestyles of the rich and gaybays"