"Forget his TV
He's glued to the PC screen
Pretending he's someone he'll never be
Little does everyone know
He's not a man but a little ho
A bitch with a case of mistaken identity

He sits on his pc for weeks
And his ass really reeks
Without livejoural he can't survive
If he could spend a day or three
Without a mouse or his PC
Then he'd eat himself alive

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Lifestyles of the fat and the roleplaying
You know what I'm saying, know what I'm saying
If his fat wasnt such a problem
Billy would get off his ass and get a job then

Did you know if you are famous he'll role play your life
And Grace will always pretend to be his wife
They claim they're better than the real celebrity

And if you roleplay a way thats too OOC
They're suspend your account just wait and see
Then they'll roleplay that too and have a menagerie

He spends all his cash on ten icons
So he has to buy food with food coupons
He has to way to treat his disease
Eating ice cream from the tub
And scrounging for change down in the sub
He buys nothing but twinkies and dinners a'la TV

( repeat chorus )"