"I Like To Run Around Naked In The Wind,
But you See No One Understands Me,
I Hate Wearing My Clothes,
I Don't See Why I Need Them,
So Many Things We'll Never Need,
Why Waste The Money That You've Earned,
Why Is Being Naked Such An Issue In Your Mind,
This Is The Answer To The Problem You Wish To Find, Wish To Find,
Come On And Watch My Pants As They Fall,
Beneath The Pressure Of The News Crews,
On The Day I Became A Streaker,
Staring At Me,
Your 'Thing' Becomes So Small,
I Want Exposure Of My Skin,
And Porno On My Wall, Porno On My Wall,

You Say That I'm A Weirdo,
I Say ""Yeah Whatever!"",
Take Off Your Clothes,
Take Off Your Clothes,
Start Streaking,
I'm Streaking,
I'm A Streaker,
No One Will Join Me,
And You Won't Either,

I'll Tell You What To Do,
Take Off Your Clothes,
Take Off Your Clothes,
Take Off Your Clothes,
Take Off Your Clothes,
Start Streaking,"