Song Parodies -> My Wife Ain't Always Beautiful
"Life Ain't Always Beautiful" Based on the performance by Gary Allan
"My Wife Ain't Always Beautiful" Parody by BobbyJoe
My wife ain't always beautiful
Sometimes she's just plain crass
My wife can knock me down, she can kick my ass

My wife ain't always beautiful
I think it's all okay
But then she has a headache when we hit the hay

But the struggle makes me stronger
And her mood swings make me wise
And horniness has it's own way of breakin' down my mind

Chorus:
No, my wife ain't always beautiful
My tears will fall sometimes
My wife ain't always beautiful
But she's a beautiful ride

My wife ain't always beautiful
Some days she misses me
I get tired of dodgin' all the cutlery

And I wish for just one minute
That she had a pretty face
Guess I can dream 'til she breaks out the mace

But the struggle makes me stronger
And her mood swings make me wise
And horniness has it's own way of breakin' down my mind

No, my wife ain't always beautiful
But I know I'll be fine
Hey, my wife ain't always beautiful
But she's a beautiful ride
What a beautiful ride
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Dr Music - November 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmm...sounds like your wife is one of Jekyll and Hyde types. My father is just like that. Pretty much my whole family is like that- we all have a monster side. Great song. Loooove it. If you are reading this, I just want you to know you've done a fab job.
Dr Loseit - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I think he's done a fab job too. Perfect score!
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mike - September 01, 2023 - Report this comment
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