I wanna play my Nintendo.
So I know what I gotta do.
I hope she is in a good mood.
She'll send me to bed with no food.

Can I keep this hat I found? (No.)
(Walk to the bin and put it down.)
I ain't nobody's push around.
Oh, I hope she didn't hear me just now.

Can I please go for a drive.
(No you won't get home on time.)
I didn't really wanna go anywaaay.

(Chorus)
I need a womans permission woah.
Oh wooooooo.
Everything I wanna do I'll ask for.
Even to go to the loo.
I need a womans permission woah.
Oh wooooo.
Whatever it takes, I'll do what she tells meee to.

I'm gonna lay it on the line.
I wanna go to the big fight.
I'll be hanging out with friends of mine.
I'll be away for most the night.

So can I go please?
(No we're going to see my family)
Gonna hang out with the wife's relies.
I won't be seeing Danny Green!

Although she cooks and cleans for me.
And I get blowjobs for free.
I have to do whatever she saaaaays.
(chorus)

I better stop this song I don't have permission.
If she catches me now I'll be in a bad condition
I won't be allowed to go fishin'
And she'll make me go with her to the obstetrician.
Now I can't make her angry, I'll change what I'm doin'
She'll be happy if she finds me cookin'
If only I knew how to work the ignition.
ARGH I'M ON FIRE. (YOU DIDN'T ASK PERMSSION!)
(Chorus)

Can I play Xbox? (No)
Go to the trots? (No)
Can't eat Maccas? (No)
I need permission.

Get drunk at the pub? (No)
Edit this stub. (No)
And I really need to go to the loo!

Can I watch Ghostbusters? (No)
Dive in headfirst? (No)
Add this friend on facebook? (No)
I need permission!
Do you want me to do something wiith you?

(okay)