Song Parodies -> Eating out a Superhero
"Holding out for a Hero" Based on the performance by Frou Frou
"Eating out a Superhero" Parody by Emily Neumann
They All Have Those Homeade bongs.
And all their dicks are hard.
Gettin it on with hercules
and smoking a cigar.
all those citizens to save when id rather smoke some weed
Late at night I toss and turn and get on my knees

eat out a hero
I'm eating out a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be Hard
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
eat out a hero
I'm eating out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone cumming from the back of me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

eat out a hero
I'm eating out a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be Hard
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
eat out a hero
I'm eating out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life


Up where the condom meets the dick above
& when the penis squirts on me
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Cumming on me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood

eat out a hero
I'm eating out a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be Hard
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
eat out a hero
I'm eating out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
larger then life
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