Song Parodies -> Homeless
"Glamorous" Based on the performance by Fergie
"Homeless" Parody by Chris Wenmoth This is my response to Fergie's ode to the good life.
If you ain’t got no home get yo’ broke ass some money
You say: If you ain’t got no home get yo’ broke ass some money H-O-M-E-L-E-S-S, yeah H-O-M-E-L-E-S-S [B-Section:] We’re riding the city bus Out on the town Gettin’ some shut eye Pissing my pants In the back seat And I want change I’m Homeless, I’m grossy grossy [Chorus:] I’m homeless I’m homeless, homeless I’m Homeless, I’m grossy grossy [Chorus:] I’m homeless I’m homeless, homeless I’m Homeless, I’m grossy grossy [Verse:] Wear them coats and donated threads All them things ain’t worth a shit Security and police Shoplifting stuff to drink I be on the bus again Newspaper pillow for my head I’m not clean, I smell like piss and Beam I’m no king, I’m a begging machine Outside of Taco Bell Dumpster diving, gross as hell I don’t care, I’m still here No matter how much booze I steal After the smoke or after slammin’ I like to go find a bush and get rammin’ Sippin’, reminiscing on the days when I had somethin’ [B-Section:] And now I’m in… A city bus Out on the town Gettin’ some shut eye Pissing my pants In the back seat And I want change I’m Homeless, I’m grossy grossy [Chorus:] I’m homeless I’m homeless, homeless I’m Homeless, I’m grossy grossy [Chorus:] I’m homeless I’m homeless, homeless I’m Homeless, I’m grossy grossy [Ludacris:] I’m talking Jim Beam wishes, shopping cart dreams You deserve nothing but all the thrift store things Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us I’ve got enough money in my pocket for the number two bus Brother gotta keep enough ched To support your crackhead Lifestyles so broke and shameless O.J. will get jealous Half a fifty for the rock Taking trips from here to the docks So if you ain’t got no home, get yo’ broke ass some money H-O-M-E-L-E-S-S, yeah H-O-M-E-L-E-S-S [B-Section:] We’re riding the city bus Out on the town Gettin’ some shut eye Pissing my pants In the back seat And I want change I’m Homeless, I’m grossy grossy [Chorus:] I’m homeless I’m homeless, homeless I’m Homeless, I’m grossy grossy [Chorus:] I’m homeless I’m homeless, homeless I’m Homeless, I’m grossy grossy [Verse:] I got problems up to here I’ve got bugs in my ear Telling people crazy things That they don’t want to know I got thrown into the tank And I’d really like to thank All the guys with whom I drank Thanks for buying bros Cause I remember yesterday When I dreamt about the days When I smoked out on the street, that be really dope Damn, it’s been a long road And the winters are cold I’m glad my mama tell me so She let her boy know (If you ain’t got no home, get your broke ass some money) My mama told me so (I said, if you ain’t got no home, get your broke ass some money) She let her boy know (If you ain’t got no home, get your broke ass some money) My mama told me so (If you ain’t got no home, get your broke ass some money) She let her boy know Your Vote Counts
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