Song Parodies -> Bring Me A Wife
"Bring Me To Life" Based on the performance by Evanescence
"Bring Me A Wife" Parody by thelastaurora
How can you see it in my eyes that I'm horny
Leading you down into my bed where I've become so hard
Without a fuck
My girlfriend sleeping with someone
Until you release me and bring me a wife

Open up
Open up inside
Can't stop it
Oh it feels so good
release call my name and make me feel so good
open up
bid my blood to run
make my clothes undone
save me from the hard thing that I have
now that i know what you are like
you can't just stop here
go into you and I'll be real
bring me a wife

chorus

I've been living so hard, there's nothing to go in
frozen so hard without your touch, without your love, my wife
only you can make me release my load
all of this time I can't believe I didn't do
kept in the dark but you were there right under me
I've been sleeping a 1000 years it seems
got to insert my thing in everything
without a sex without a cunt without a fuck
don't let me dry here
there must be something more
bring me a wife

chorus
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Dr Lose It - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
They're not losers, they just don't send anything naughty over there. THIS is the place for naughty stuff.
Pissed Ant - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahaha this is fucken hilarious!

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