Song Parodies -> Hero Sandwich
"Hero" Based on the performance by Enrique Iglesias
"Hero Sandwich" Parody by Lynzee And Cat
This is so much more fun that the original :)
(let me be your sandwich)
Would you dance, if I took off my pants,
or would you run and never look back..
would you cry, if you saw me dying... would you shave my balls tonight...
would you tremble, if i touched your clit, would you laugh, or just shake your fist?
Now would you die, for your favourite glove, lock me in your barn tonight...
(chorus)
I can be your hero sandwich, I can kiss away the flame, I will stand by your endeavors, you can take my resume...
Would you swear, that youre always binine
Would you lie, would you rub my thigh...
Am I in too deep, have I hurt your spine, I dont care, theres beer tonight....
(chorus)
I can be your hero sandwich, I can kiss away the flame, I will stand by your endeavors, you can take my resume...
I just wanna fold you,i just wanna mold you, oh yeah i just wanna scold you...
Am I in too deep, have i hurt your spine, I dont care, theres beer, tonight......
(chorus)
I can be your hero sandwich, I can kiss away the flame, OH YEAH!!
I will stand by your endeavors, you can take my resume...
I can eat your sandwich!! I can kiss away the rain... I will stand by your endeavors!! You can take my resume... you can fake your resume... I can eat your sandwich


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silver - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Tee hee so funny.....
MICHAEL - September 10, 2021 - Report this comment
keep those parodies coming
MIKE - July 29, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - August 05, 2023 - Report this comment
hee hee so funny this is much more than the original
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