"Doctor Dre likes to go in through his backside, through his backside, through his backside (X2)

I hear about this monster, his name is Marshall and furthermore
he's a twat, better watch his back cos mums angry he called her a whore
I'm a Juggalo, chop that fags head off with a hacksaw
Make a fountain of blood, and gore
cos over here in England a fag is a cigerette
but I think I know what American's mean when they call him a faggette
It means he's gay and a wife beater, on a penis he will chew
just ask Kim, she'll tell you thatÆs all true
Now I know that I sound like I may be hating,
Well what a shame,
But when your sisterÆs listening to Slim
and masterbating
You all know whos to blame,
Blame his claim to fame
M-T-V
And D-R-E!

Now IÆm English and I love my tea,
I eat all my crumpets and listen to I.C.P
Down with the Clown for life weÆre family
Waggle my dick at Slim and shout COME GET ME! (X2)

HailyÆs just a little girl
Shes so innocent
DoesnÆt know daddy raped her mum along with 50 Cent
I wish he dropped dead
while giving Dre head
With his cousin
So heÆd be allowed to join Dirty Dozen
These are wannabe æGÆs who are really just a bunch of fat cocks
And they specifically hate I.C.P and that amazing Jamie Madrox
Hang around peddling Ritalins
Hang around meddling with stray kittens
And selling merchandise like Shady record mittens!

Now IÆm English and I love my tea,
I eat all my crumpets and listen to I.C.P
Down with the Clown for life weÆre family
Waggle my dick at Slim and shout COME GET ME! (X2)

If I had one shot, or one opportunity IÆd pass
And IÆd use THAT opportunity to put THAT shot in your ass
Cos its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
Its certainly an opportunity that I wouldnÆt refuse
ThatÆs what IÆd choose
compared to being a pretty-boy rap star
WhoÆs fans are so loyal they download his shit off of Napster

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